Muslim Actionable Committee

Saturday, April 15, 2006


An anti-Islamic group known as Banana Splits has been brought to the attention of the Muslim Actionable Committee. Listen to this and ask yourself what it is that is going on here.

Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show
Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la

Do you know what it is that is going on here? No, of course not. Nobody does. We do not understand what it is that is going on here, and every person we have talked to does not understand what it is that is going on here. If no person understands what it is that is going on here then how is it that we can protect our Muslim brothers and sisters against whatever it is that is going on here? Obviously we cannot, so therefore whatever it is that is going on here must be banned. It is an abomination against Islam. The Muslim Actionable Committee demands that whatever it is that is going on here be stopped right now. Please write to your MPs and demand that whatever it is that is going on here is made to cease, whatever it is.

United together and with one another we can make this Banana Splits no more, inshaAllah, or insallah, or however it is you write it.

Monday, April 10, 2006


One of our affiliate organisations has asked us to pass on the following information, which we are more than happy to do.

As-salamu`alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuh.

The Rochdale Islamic Re-enactment Society is pleased to announce that we will be re-staging the historic Demonstration Against Free Expression which took place in Birmingham’s Victoria Square on March 25th 2006.

This event will be on Saturday April 29th at the Whitworth Road Car Park, Rochdale at 11.30 am, with repeat performances at 1.45 pm and 4.00 pm, inshaAllah. All the roles of the speakers and community leaders have been filled, but we still need some people to play the parts of the crowd, especially placard-bearers and disinterested passers-by. If you would like to join in the fun, please leave your contact details in the comments here at the Muslim Actionable Committee blog.

If you can’t actually take part, don’t worry - just come along and watch the action!

We would also like to point out that following a recent fatwa against any symbolic reproduction of living entities, Akhtar the Balloon Man can no longer attend events organised by RIRS. Let’s face it, he only did camels any way.

We here at the Muslim Actionable Committee think this will be a great day out for all the family. Make sure you tell all your friends!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

All-White Stop the War March in Liverpool

This article comes from Blunk (BLack Uninformed LiNK):

A sea of white faces

by Shrill Ova-Reaction

STOP THE WAR FOR WHO? That is the question being asked after an all-white 'Stop the War' march took place in Liverpool.

The hundreds of odd protesters who gathered in Liverpool on Friday were nearly all white. Just about the only non-white face was a black woman from America seen near the Foreign Secretary Jack Straw.

The Liverpool rally against the war was slammed as anti-Muslim in tone. It had been called as a reaction to the visit of the US Secretary of State or something, but it soon became clear that this was not the real reason for the protest.


Most Muslims appear to have ignored the invitation extended by the organisers from the Stop the War Coalition to attend the demonstration at Liverpool's Metropolitan Cathedral.

Ebola Izadayo, 36, a city worker from Toxteth and a bystander at the cathedral, said the rally was unwelcoming to those who didn’t ‘fit’.
He added: "It’s not just anti-Islamic, it’s against anything that’s not European."

"It’s anti-Asian."


"It’s anti-Oriental".


"It’s like colonialism all over again."

"And look over there, is that a batty boy or what?" he added

The Muslim Actionable Committee would like to know why this demonstration took place outside a big church and not a mosque. It would seem to us that the Stop the War Coalition is Islamophobic and racist. As far as we can tell it has probably been infiltrated by the BNP and, on this evidence, gays too. This is completely unacceptable.

The Muslim Actionable Committee urges its supporters to oppose the racist, gay-loving organisation known as the Stop The War Coalition.

(Photos from Nordish)

Wednesday, April 05, 2006


Good news from Reuters

Danes boost Mideast campaign after cartoon row
Denmark will boost its spending on Middle East relations by up to 20 percent this year to try to repair damage caused by the row over cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad, a Foreign Ministry source said on Monday.

The Muslim Actionable Committee welcomes this development, but we insist that Denmark uses the money wisely and repairs its embassies throughout the Muslim world. Some of our brothers and sisters have run out of infidel buildings to burn down and it is obvious that this situation cannot be allowed to continue. Any attempt to delay the rebuilding of Danish embassies so that they can be destroyed again will be regarded as an insult to Islam and the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and we will write to all manner of people, just you see if we don't.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006


We have just received this letter from Stop It - Whatever It Is, one of our supporting organisations, by our sister Yvonne Dudley.

as'salaamu alaykum,

On April 23, an event is being held in England which must cause grave concern to all Muslims. The event’s purpose is to celebrate the so-called "Saint" George, symbol of the racist crusades against Islam. Why is this happening at this time? After the vile cartoons that depict the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, there is really no justification in causing further offence by promoting something that breeds further hatred of Islam. And word has reached me that some people intend to fly a flag which is exactly like that of the evil Denmark, only this time the background is white and the cross is red, and the line which goes from top to bottom is in the middle and not over to the left a bit, but apart from that it’s exactly the same. The message is clear and we as Muslims from all across the world must email Queen Elizabeth and ask that this Day of St George be stopped before it is allowed to become an annual event. I am pleased to announce that already we have support from many allies among the left-wing and the liberal intelligentsia in England. Let us show that if they mess with our brothers and sisters in England, they mess with all of us!

Muwhahahallahu Akbar!

Your sister in Islam
Yvonne Dudley

Monday, April 03, 2006


As a Muslims who looks to introduce into this world of haram, the values of Mohammed (swt), I cannot see the justice in Al-Jazeera buying a Welsh sheeps program for young Muslims. I am kidding you not. Look at BBC

I do not think it was in the Quran? Where in the Quran does it speak of animals talking as if he was follower of the prophet? I urge real Muslims not to pay any attention to this side show of the once great Al-Jazeera documentary programming. This is a corruption of what our follower taught us and is an insult. As Muslims we should not be prepared to lighten up - it is, I believe a tool to mock us and our faith.

Praise Allah, all who follow Allah. Do not fall in front of those who would mock! InShallah!

Sunday, April 02, 2006


This was seen on the website of ITV:

Take a step back in time to the magical world of Trumptonshire
"Here is a box, a musical box wound up and ready to play…" In 1966 when these words were first broadcast it signalled the birth of a brand new style of children’s animation. It was created with the new invention of colour television in mind and went onto become a children’s classic, on-air for the next 30 years. Digitally restored for the first time on DVD, TRUMPTON, CAMBERWICK GREEN and CHIGLEY feature all 39 episodes.

I have just watched all 39 episodes and I can tell you now that I did not see one single mosque in the whole of Trumptonshire. The Muslim Actionable Committee calls on the Mayor of Trumpton to grant planning permission for mosques throughout the county. Please write to the Mayor’s office at Trumpton Town Hall to demand he allows this. Our many affiliate organisations in the Campaign for Global Compliancy are already raising funds for mosques in Chigley and Camberwick Green, and for a Grand Mosque in Trumpton, taller even than the Trumpton clock itself, inshaAllah! Soon we hope to give details where our supporters can also donate, inshaAllah again.

It is also with great pleasure that the Muslim Actionable Committee can inform its supporters that the soldiers stationed at Pippin Fort drive along in an army truck, in a humpety bumpety army truck. In their crusade against our Muslim brothers and sisters in Iraq and Afghanistan it is quite clear that their equipment, like their will, is crumbling. The resources of the British Army are finite, but the power of Allah is not!