Muslim Actionable Committee

Saturday, April 15, 2006

WHAT IT IS THAT IS GOING ON HERE?

An anti-Islamic group known as Banana Splits has been brought to the attention of the Muslim Actionable Committee. Listen to this and ask yourself what it is that is going on here.

Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show
Making up a mess of fun
Making up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Four banana, three banana, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork,
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la, Tra la la, la la la la




Do you know what it is that is going on here? No, of course not. Nobody does. We do not understand what it is that is going on here, and every person we have talked to does not understand what it is that is going on here. If no person understands what it is that is going on here then how is it that we can protect our Muslim brothers and sisters against whatever it is that is going on here? Obviously we cannot, so therefore whatever it is that is going on here must be banned. It is an abomination against Islam. The Muslim Actionable Committee demands that whatever it is that is going on here be stopped right now. Please write to your MPs and demand that whatever it is that is going on here is made to cease, whatever it is.

United together and with one another we can make this Banana Splits no more, inshaAllah, or insallah, or however it is you write it.